If you are like me, then you too LOVE ice cream more than most things. If you are like me, then you too have been at one time elated by the thought of a truck that drives around playing whimsical music and sells ice cream RIGHT FROM THE TRUCK. I know! You don’t have to go to the store or anything. If you are like me, then you also at one time a long time ago went into this truck (see picture). Though you were at first suspicious that the driver kept hurriedly looking around, and that the truck displayed neither a company name, nor pictures of ice cream, nor a license plate, you none the less ventured in because you LOVE ice cream. If you are like, then you too found once you were inside the truck that this truck was filled not with ice cream at all, but with whispers. I hope you are like me. Because I feel so alone in this memory. Beware the unmarked ice cream truck.